If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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