Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
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I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
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Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
But we have bathrooms and they dont
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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