so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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