is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
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He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
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I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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