She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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