The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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