how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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