I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
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I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
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I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
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