Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
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She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
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Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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