haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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