I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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