There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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