remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
