yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
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I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
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I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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