look no pants
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
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i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
This dude is being a total douche
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what is it with giant penises always finding me
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
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