8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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