Just mADE A PArabola og urine
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
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I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
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I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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