a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize
