Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
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Been there, tried that. You can't.
Bike cops get way angrier than reg cops when u run.
Those guys tend to be cardio beasts, best of luck.
What do they do if they catch you? Here sit on my lap while I give you a ride downtown!
Its called a radio.
Whenever there are cops on bike patrol, there is always at least one cruiser with a pair of officers around for back up. Most bicycle patrols are set up to handle crowds and other scenes that on foot is too slow, motorcycles are too noisy and cars are to big to patrol.
Phys just wanted to imagine his ride back to the precinct on the cops handlebars.
Lol. Best of luck!
@phys- I'd like to think they'd offer you a ride on their handlebars. I know they have backup but it's definitely what I prefer to imagine
you can outrun them, you just need to find a fence and hope theyre not too fast on foot
I have done that, but the downside is... To get away you have to run very fast for a pretty long time, and by the time you escape, you are more or less sober. Totally not worth it!
I'll look for you in the police blotter.
No, McLovin. You cannot.
No one is intimidating in Lycra shorts.
That depends on what they are packing in their lycra shorts.
nope... they won't intimidate you... depending on what they packing you will just lust on them! and btw you won't even try to run! just stare at them and drool lol
get a stick and put it in their tires other than that you getting tased
hahaha pussy ass bike cops
So why waste precious time texting? Because this is fake