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  • Submitted by grandwazoo on Oct 2, 12 at 4:14pm

    Been there, tried that. You can't.

  • Submitted by cwelch605 on Oct 2, 12 at 9:17pm

    Bike cops get way angrier than reg cops when u run.

  • Submitted by Occisor on Oct 2, 12 at 11:05pm

    Those guys tend to be cardio beasts, best of luck.

  • Submitted by Phys on Oct 2, 12 at 4:50pm

    What do they do if they catch you? Here sit on my lap while I give you a ride downtown!

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      Submitted by cannabislecter on Oct 2, 12 at 4:58pm

      Its called a radio.

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      Submitted by cfreymarc on Oct 2, 12 at 10:51pm

      Whenever there are cops on bike patrol, there is always at least one cruiser with a pair of officers around for back up. Most bicycle patrols are set up to handle crowds and other scenes that on foot is too slow, motorcycles are too noisy and cars are to big to patrol.

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      Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 3, 12 at 12:31pm

      Phys just wanted to imagine his ride back to the precinct on the cops handlebars.

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    Submitted by jltc on Oct 2, 12 at 5:55pm

    Lol. Best of luck!

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    Submitted by wildcatsbabe527 on Oct 3, 12 at 12:57am

    @phys- I'd like to think they'd offer you a ride on their handlebars. I know they have backup but it's definitely what I prefer to imagine

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    Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Oct 2, 12 at 4:59pm

    you can outrun them, you just need to find a fence and hope theyre not too fast on foot

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    Submitted by squirrelkiller47 on Oct 5, 12 at 5:26pm

    I have done that, but the downside is... To get away you have to run very fast for a pretty long time, and by the time you escape, you are more or less sober. Totally not worth it!

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    Submitted by snowman87 on Oct 2, 12 at 5:31pm

    I'll look for you in the police blotter.

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    Submitted by armchairguru on Oct 3, 12 at 10:52am

    No one is intimidating in Lycra shorts.

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      Submitted by DavidWnC on Oct 3, 12 at 8:11pm

      That depends on what they are packing in their lycra shorts.

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        Submitted by Tigr0u on Oct 4, 12 at 11:23am

        nope... they won't intimidate you... depending on what they packing you will just lust on them! and btw you won't even try to run! just stare at them and drool lol

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    Submitted by ThisCantBeReal on Oct 4, 12 at 11:30pm

    No, McLovin. You cannot.

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    Submitted by adrianE3C on Oct 2, 12 at 9:49pm

    get a stick and put it in their tires other than that you getting tased

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    Submitted by bombsquad907 on Oct 2, 12 at 4:16pm

    hahaha pussy ass bike cops

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    Submitted by JJdoggie on Oct 2, 12 at 8:25pm

    So why waste precious time texting? Because this is fake