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  • Been there, tried that. You can't.

    Submitted by grandwazoo on Oct 2, 12 at 4:14pm
  • Bike cops get way angrier than reg cops when u run.

    Submitted by cwelch605 on Oct 2, 12 at 9:17pm
  • Those guys tend to be cardio beasts, best of luck.

    Submitted by Occisor on Oct 2, 12 at 11:05pm
  • What do they do if they catch you? Here sit on my lap while I give you a ride downtown!

    Submitted by Phys on Oct 2, 12 at 4:50pm
    • Its called a radio.

      Submitted by cannabislecter on Oct 2, 12 at 4:58pm
    • Whenever there are cops on bike patrol, there is always at least one cruiser with a pair of officers around for back up. Most bicycle patrols are set up to handle crowds and other scenes that on foot is too slow, motorcycles are too noisy and cars are to big to patrol.

      Submitted by cfreymarc on Oct 2, 12 at 10:51pm
    • Phys just wanted to imagine his ride back to the precinct on the cops handlebars.

      Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 3, 12 at 12:31pm
  • @phys- I'd like to think they'd offer you a ride on their handlebars. I know they have backup but it's definitely what I prefer to imagine

    Submitted by wildcatsbabe527 on Oct 3, 12 at 12:57am
  • Lol. Best of luck!

    Submitted by jltc on Oct 2, 12 at 5:55pm
  • you can outrun them, you just need to find a fence and hope theyre not too fast on foot

    Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Oct 2, 12 at 4:59pm
  • I'll look for you in the police blotter.

    Submitted by snowman87 on Oct 2, 12 at 5:31pm
  • No, McLovin. You cannot.

    Submitted by ThisCantBeReal on Oct 4, 12 at 11:30pm
  • I have done that, but the downside is... To get away you have to run very fast for a pretty long time, and by the time you escape, you are more or less sober. Totally not worth it!

    Submitted by squirrelkiller47 on Oct 5, 12 at 5:26pm
  • No one is intimidating in Lycra shorts.

    Submitted by armchairguru on Oct 3, 12 at 10:52am
    • That depends on what they are packing in their lycra shorts.

      Submitted by DavidWnC on Oct 3, 12 at 8:11pm
      • nope... they won't intimidate you... depending on what they packing you will just lust on them! and btw you won't even try to run! just stare at them and drool lol

        Submitted by Tigr0u on Oct 4, 12 at 11:23am
  • get a stick and put it in their tires other than that you getting tased

    Submitted by adrianE3C on Oct 2, 12 at 9:49pm
  • hahaha pussy ass bike cops

    Submitted by bombsquad907 on Oct 2, 12 at 4:16pm
  • So why waste precious time texting? Because this is fake

    Submitted by JJdoggie on Oct 2, 12 at 8:25pm