Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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