we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
We named our party play list daddy issues
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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