does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
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he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
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We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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