Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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