I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
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Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
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I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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