OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
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Chuck Norris, is that you???
Mary's self-impregnating genitals have struck again... Lesson: don't touch yourself
Apparently, people in your house are texting in all caps with no grasp on how punctuation works. Or maybe your jerking off got your sheets pregnant and the baby your mom handed you is the progeny. Either way
Gotta love McHenry...
Jesus Howard Christ?