Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
a search helicopter?!
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
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just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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