we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
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