let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
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he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
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Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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