Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
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she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
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That accounts for only three of the penises
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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