he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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