he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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