no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
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