do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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