Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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