i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I could have mohawked her pubes.
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The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
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100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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