i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
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Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
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Can vaginas get frostbite?
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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