She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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