Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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