found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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