pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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