I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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