so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
