I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
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I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
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Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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