I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
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You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
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I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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