I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I've blown a few things in my day
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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