For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
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Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
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FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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