I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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