love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
