And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
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