You're so nebulous sometimes
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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