Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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