So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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