she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
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It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
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Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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