Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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