Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
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You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
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I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
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I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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