My room smells like vodka and shame
People in love make me want to vomit
Who wears a wallet chain?!
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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