You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
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I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
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If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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