i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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