i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
now i know why i became what i already was.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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