We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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